house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home
A D V A N C E D G R O U N D I N G
people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season"
Why is this so funny skdkska
scroll down for a pupper
APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!
Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^
met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower
SOUND ON
aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD
It is a chicken
you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!
old users:
man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck
me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.
my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday
me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life